Congratulations, Susan! You're "with child". Our remote testing
system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has
begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View
My Baby" button below.
It's A Boy!
Susan, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just
look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results,
your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have
blonde hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic
Validator module has processed that data and determined who the
father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.
This must have occurred while you were in a coma or otherwise
unconscious, like at a frat party. We can't think of any other
(I'm a day late, and just had an Xray of the pelvic region 3 days
after predicted ovulation. Vinny said can't be, we haven't done it
this month. Can't wait 'till he finds out I must have been on the
hunting trip with the VP)