Thursday, October 06, 2005

Official Announcement

and now for something completely different.

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Official Announcement

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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Kids have been passing out. On different days, in different
classrooms, for almost a week. This is a new building. They could
not find anything with their testing. Do we think? oh, must not have
tested for the right thing, no, we say it's all in their heads.

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